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Passions Men's club

Kittanning, PA 288 Clearfield Pike #8450 724-919-8709
Closed Opens 20:00 tomorrow
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED Closed TODAY
THU 20:00 - 02:00
FRI 20:00 - 02:00
SAT 20:00 - 02:00
SUN Closed
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
BYOB
49/100
How this is scored
44/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 44/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 4.3
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 5.1
44/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 44/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 2.8
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 4.3
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 5.1
66/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 66/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 10.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
51/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 51/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 49/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 44
  • Service 44
  • Food 66
  • Performers 51
  • Value 58
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What the floor said

26 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bros Night Out We came for the bachelor party and had a great time at Passions. The BYOB service was a huge plus; our drinks didn't break the bank. The private dances were a highlight, and the staff was friendly. Only drawback was the location, but it's worth it for the fun.
50/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I'm a regular at Passions, and it's been inconsistent for me. The dancers can be hit-or-miss, and the cleanliness could be better. However, the drink affordability is a major plus, and the staff is usually friendly. It's not my go-to spot, but I'll still visit occasionally.
30/100 SW score
Disappointing First Visit I was expecting more from Passions, but it fell short. The location is awkward, and the bar service was slow. The dancers seemed disinterested, and the atmosphere felt lacking. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night, but I won't be back.
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