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Pat's Lounge

Pittsburg, KS 501 E 7th St 620
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
WiFi
51/100

A decent club with some major missteps.

Pat's Lounge is a club with some redeeming qualities, but its overall experience falls short due to several issues. The poor food and drink prices, as well as the cramped space, make it a hard sell. If you're looking for a cheap, no-frills experience, Pat's might be worth a visit, but don't expect much in terms of quality or service.

How this is scored
55/100

Underwhelming atmosphere and cramped space.

The atmosphere at Pat's Lounge is underwhelming, with a cramped space that feels more like a dive bar than a high-end club. The location is also a bit of a letdown, with limited parking options. While there are some decent amenities, they can't make up for the overall lack of luxury.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 55/100

The room

Underwhelming atmosphere and cramped space.

The atmosphere at Pat's Lounge is underwhelming, with a cramped space that feels more like a dive bar than a high-end club. The location is also a bit of a letdown, with limited parking options. While there are some decent amenities, they can't make up for the overall lack of luxury.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 8.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 1.0
55/100

Friendly staff, but slow service and mediocre value.

The staff at Pat's Lounge are friendly and welcoming, but their slow service and mediocre value can be frustrating. The respect and cleanliness scores are a plus, but the low value score is a major turnoff. If you're looking for a club with great service, Pat's might not be the best choice.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 55/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but slow service and mediocre value.

The staff at Pat's Lounge are friendly and welcoming, but their slow service and mediocre value can be frustrating. The respect and cleanliness scores are a plus, but the low value score is a major turnoff. If you're looking for a club with great service, Pat's might not be the best choice.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 3.5
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 8.0
  • Value 4.3
39/100

Subpar food and overpriced drinks.

The food at Pat's Lounge is subpar, with overpriced drinks and a lack of quality options. The low food prices are a plus, but the poor quality makes it hard to recommend. If you're looking for a club with great food, Pat's is not the place to go.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 39/100

The kitchen

Subpar food and overpriced drinks.

The food at Pat's Lounge is subpar, with overpriced drinks and a lack of quality options. The low food prices are a plus, but the poor quality makes it hard to recommend. If you're looking for a club with great food, Pat's is not the place to go.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 3.4
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.3
46/100

Some talented dancers, but questionable professionalism.

Some of the dancers at Pat's Lounge are talented and engaging, but the questionable professionalism and lack of luxury amenities are major drawbacks. The low talent quality score is a surprise, given the club's focus on entertainment. If you're looking for a club with great performers, Pat's might be worth a visit, but be prepared for some inconsistencies.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 46/100

The floor

Some talented dancers, but questionable professionalism.

Some of the dancers at Pat's Lounge are talented and engaging, but the questionable professionalism and lack of luxury amenities are major drawbacks. The low talent quality score is a surprise, given the club's focus on entertainment. If you're looking for a club with great performers, Pat's might be worth a visit, but be prepared for some inconsistencies.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 51/100

How scoring works

A decent club with some major missteps.

Pat's Lounge is a club with some redeeming qualities, but its overall experience falls short due to several issues. The poor food and drink prices, as well as the cramped space, make it a hard sell. If you're looking for a cheap, no-frills experience, Pat's might be worth a visit, but don't expect much in terms of quality or service.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 55
  • Service 55
  • Food 39
  • Performers 46
  • Value 46
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Wild Night I went to Pat's Lounge for my buddy's bachelor party and we had a blast. The atmosphere was wild and the private lap dance rooms were a great touch, especially since we got a strong 8/10 for privacy. Drinks were a bit pricey, but overall, it was worth it.
60/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been to Pat's Lounge a few times, and it's always a bit of a mixed bag. The cleanliness is always 8/10, which I appreciate, but the drink prices can be a bit steep. The atmosphere is nice, but it's not exactly a luxurious experience.
50/100 SW score
Disappointing First Impression To be honest, my first time at Pat's Lounge was a bit of a letdown. The run-down appearance didn't exactly scream 'luxury' (4/10), and the drink prices were a bit more than I was comfortable with. Maybe it's just not the club for me.
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