Peppermint Hippo 2

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Looks like a budget motel.

The room itself is pretty basic. The location is a bit sketchy, and parking is a nightmare. On the other hand, the capacity is huge, so you might find a spot. So what? Come for the cheap drinks, leave your expectations behind.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff seems completely disinterested.

The hospitality is basically nonexistent. The door staff seems to be just going through the motions, and the bar service is slow. However, the staff does seem to care about their safety and cleanliness. So what? Don't expect any kind of personal attention.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible food and drinks, avoid the menu.

The food and drinks are a disaster. The prices are high, but the quality is terrible. Avoid the menu like the plague. So what? Come for the performers, not the food.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some okay dancers, but mostly amateur hour.

The dancers are a mixed bag. Some of them are okay, but most seem like amateurs. The talent quality is hit-or-miss, and the appearance style is all over the place. So what? Come for the dance value, but be prepared for some rough performances.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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All-around terrible.

The overall experience is a mess. The lack of atmosphere and uninterested staff make it hard to have a good time. So what? Don't come here if you're looking for a memorable night out.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.