Perfect 10 Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A cramped, dingy space with terrible parking.

The cramped space and terrible parking make it difficult to enjoy the club. On the other hand, the location is decent, but it's not enough to save the property from its overall dinginess. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow service and disrespect abound.

The staff is friendly, but the slow service and disrespect towards customers are major turn-offs. Additionally, the lack of safety and cleanliness is concerning. If you're looking for a club with top-notch service, you'll find better elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The most overpriced, subpar food in town.

The food prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. The drink prices aren't much better, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a club with great food and drinks, this isn't it.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

Some of the dancers are decent, but the professionalism is lacking. The appearance and interaction with customers are also subpar. If you're looking for a club with great performers, you'll find better elsewhere.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A complete disappointment from start to finish.

This club's low scores across the board make it a total dud. From the cramped, dingy space to the subpar food and drinks, there's nothing to redeem it. Unless you're a die-hard fan of underwhelming experiences, it's best to avoid.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.