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Pink Pony

Doral, FL 7971 NW 33rd St 305-513-3780
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7971 NW 33rd St
Doral, FL 305-513-3780
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 5.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 8.0
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 4.3
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 3.0
  • Value 5.1
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 4.3
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 3.5
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 5.1
  • Value 5.1
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 7.0
  • Appearance & style 7.0
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 3.5
  • VIP value 3.4
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
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  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
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80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Good time, solid lineup, but bring cash Went for a bachelor party and the place packed a ton of dancers and stages. Beers are cheap at $4-5, which is clutch when you're running a tab. The ATM is broken though—seriously, don't rely on it. We had to walk to a gas station. Atmosphere is pretty laid-back, no pretense, which is what you want for a guys' night.
50/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Decent girls, rough around the edges I've been a few times and the roster is solid, but the place itself is falling apart. Leaky ceiling, carpet that's seen better days, and the smoke is thick enough to cut with a knife. They charge $3 to park even though there's free parking everywhere else. For what you're paying, the venue doesn't match up.
60/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Big space, grimy vibe, skip the VIP First time at a strip club and I picked Pink Pony because it's got a huge capacity and seemed like a safe bet. Lots of girls and stages, which is cool, but the bathrooms are honestly sketchy and the whole place feels dirty. My buddy dropped $235 on a VIP room and said it was worthless. Stick to the floor.
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