Pink Poodle

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room, nowhere to park, zero vibe.

The room itself is a disaster. Atmosphere is nonexistent, amenities are gone, parking is impossible, and capacity feels cramped. You'll walk in and immediately regret it. Skip it entirely.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door staff won't greet you right, bar service is slow and dismissive, and the place is visibly dirty. Safety and respect are afterthoughts. You're not a customer here; you're an inconvenience.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you shouldn't eat.

Drinks are overpriced swill, bottles are a ripoff, and if they serve food it's not worth touching. Cleanliness concerns make everything worse. Stick to one beer and leave.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no effort, no reason.

No talent on stage, zero professionalism, dancers look like they'd rather be anywhere else. VIP dances are a scam. The interaction is nonexistent and the appearance is forgettable. Go literally anywhere else.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Pink Poodle is a total write-off.

Every single metric here flatlines at zero. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all dead. This isn't a club with problems; it's a club with no reason to exist. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.