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Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Billings, MT 1127 N Frontage Rd 406-254-8464
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Private Booths
WiFi
50/100

Underwhelming experience with some bright spots.

Planet Lockwood's overall score reflects its inconsistent performance across various aspects. While some areas, like service, shine, others like food and property fall short. If you're looking for a no-frills experience with decent dancers, you might find it here.

How this is scored
41/100

Underwhelming experience with some bright spots.

The property's subpar scores are due to its lackluster atmosphere, poor location, and terrible parking. However, the private setting and decent luxury amenities make it a mediocre choice. If you're willing to overlook the negatives, you might find it tolerable.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 41/100

The room

Underwhelming experience with some bright spots.

The property's subpar scores are due to its lackluster atmosphere, poor location, and terrible parking. However, the private setting and decent luxury amenities make it a mediocre choice. If you're willing to overlook the negatives, you might find it tolerable.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 2.6
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 1.0
49/100

Respectful staff can't make up for the rest.

The staff's respectful demeanor and good bar service are notable highlights. However, the speed of service and overall value are underwhelming. If you're looking for a welcoming atmosphere and decent service, Planet Lockwood might be a good fit.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 49/100

The hospitality

Respectful staff can't make up for the rest.

The staff's respectful demeanor and good bar service are notable highlights. However, the speed of service and overall value are underwhelming. If you're looking for a welcoming atmosphere and decent service, Planet Lockwood might be a good fit.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 3.4
  • Value 5.1
64/100

Overpriced drinks and bad food.

The kitchen's poor food quality and overpriced drinks are major drawbacks. While the bottle prices are relatively fair, the food quality and prices make it a hard sell. If you're not picky, you might find some acceptable options, but overall, the food is a letdown.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 64/100

The kitchen

Overpriced drinks and bad food.

The kitchen's poor food quality and overpriced drinks are major drawbacks. While the bottle prices are relatively fair, the food quality and prices make it a hard sell. If you're not picky, you might find some acceptable options, but overall, the food is a letdown.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 6.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
51/100

Some talented dancers, but inconsistent shows.

The dancers' talent and appearance are strong points, but the inconsistent shows and lackluster interaction with patrons bring down the experience. If you're willing to take a chance on a potentially great show, you might find some talented performers, but don't expect a polished experience.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 51/100

The floor

Some talented dancers, but inconsistent shows.

The dancers' talent and appearance are strong points, but the inconsistent shows and lackluster interaction with patrons bring down the experience. If you're willing to take a chance on a potentially great show, you might find some talented performers, but don't expect a polished experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 3.4
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 50/100

How scoring works

Underwhelming experience with some bright spots.

Planet Lockwood's overall score reflects its inconsistent performance across various aspects. While some areas, like service, shine, others like food and property fall short. If you're looking for a no-frills experience with decent dancers, you might find it here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 41
  • Service 49
  • Food 64
  • Performers 51
  • Value 53
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25 reviews
80/100 SW score
Birthday Bash Dropped in for a bachelor party and we didn't break the bank. Domestic beers were $5 and the private dances were a decent value at $50. The dark atmosphere was decent, but the single pole stage felt a bit old-school.
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed I've been to Planet Lockwood a few times, but the cleanliness has been a consistent issue for me. The VIP room is overpriced at $200 for 30 minutes, and the parking situation is a nightmare. The dancers are nice, but it's just not worth the hassle.
60/100 SW score
Decent Stop I stopped by Planet Lockwood as a business traveler and it was a decent, if unremarkable, experience. The drink prices were reasonable at $5 for domestic beers, but the atmosphere felt a bit dated. The dancers were friendly, but the private dances were a bit pricey at $50.
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