Play House

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Pitifully basic and cramped space.

The property itself is a disaster – cramped, poorly lit, and with a laughable attempt at luxury. The lack of amenities and decent parking options only adds to the frustration. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Horrendous service with a side of disrespect.

Service is atrocious, with a complete disregard for respect and safety. The bar staff seems more interested in chatting with each other than serving customers. If you value being treated like a person, avoid this place.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Unimpressive, overpriced drinks and mediocre food.

The food and drink options are a joke – overpriced and underwhelming. The quality of the food is passable at best, and the drink prices are highway robbery. If you're looking for a good meal or a decent cocktail, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are forgettable and unengaging.

The performers themselves are forgettable and unengaging. The lack of professionalism and poor interaction with the audience only adds to the disappointment. If you're a fan of mediocre entertainment, you might find something to like here, but otherwise, it's a waste of time.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience in every way.

Overall, this club fails to deliver on even the basics. From the cramped, poorly maintained space to the abysmal service, it's a disappointing experience. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocrity, you'll likely leave underwhelmed.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.