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Playhouse 2 Birmingham

Birmingham, AL 400 2nd Ave N (205) 983-7616
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
52/100

Avoid this place

Low scores across the board, with atmosphere and luxury being major letdowns. Safety and cleanliness are also concerns. So, only those with extremely low expectations might tolerate it.

How this is scored
58/100

Total dump

Atmosphere and location are non-existent, with amenities and parking being major issues. Capacity is also a problem. So, don't expect a comfortable experience.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 58/100

The room

Total dump

Atmosphere and location are non-existent, with amenities and parking being major issues. Capacity is also a problem. So, don't expect a comfortable experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 3.5
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 5.0
49/100

Rude staff

Door and bar service are abysmal, with speed and respect being major concerns. Cleanliness is also an issue. So, be prepared for frustration.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 49/100

The hospitality

Rude staff

Door and bar service are abysmal, with speed and respect being major concerns. Cleanliness is also an issue. So, be prepared for frustration.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 3.4
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 4.3
  • Safety 8.0
  • Cleanliness 8.0
  • Value 7.0
61/100

Bad drinks

Food quality is terrible, with high prices making it a bad value. Drink prices are also a rip-off. So, eat before you go.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 61/100

The kitchen

Bad drinks

Food quality is terrible, with high prices making it a bad value. Drink prices are also a rip-off. So, eat before you go.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.8
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.5
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 7.0
43/100

No talent

Talent quality is non-existent, with appearance and interaction being major letdowns. Professionalism is also lacking. So, don't expect a good show.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 43/100

The floor

No talent

Talent quality is non-existent, with appearance and interaction being major letdowns. Professionalism is also lacking. So, don't expect a good show.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 3.4
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 3.5
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 52/100

How scoring works

Avoid this place

Low scores across the board, with atmosphere and luxury being major letdowns. Safety and cleanliness are also concerns. So, only those with extremely low expectations might tolerate it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 58
  • Service 49
  • Food 61
  • Performers 43
  • Value 52
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1 review
80/100 SW score
Solid spot, clean and safe Been coming here for a while and it's consistently clean with good security. The food is actually pretty decent - had the nachos last week and they were legit. Door staff can be hit or miss with attitude, but once you're inside it's a good time.
60/100 SW score
Mixed bag for the price Clean place with two stages which was nice, but $20 parking plus $20 entry adds up quick. The dancers seemed pretty disinterested in conversation, mostly just going through the motions. Food was surprisingly good quality though.
50/100 SW score
Expected more for what you pay First strip club experience and maybe my expectations were too high. The place looks nice and feels safe, but $25 lap dances felt steep for the level of interaction. Drinks were pricey too - ended up spending way more than planned.
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