Pony Birmingham

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no amenities

Atmosphere and luxury are non-existent, with terrible location and parking. This makes for a frustrating visit, so be prepared for discomfort. Only those desperate for a strip club will put up with it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff is completely rude

Door and bar service are slow and disrespectful, with major safety and cleanliness concerns. This makes for a hostile environment, so be cautious. Only those who don't care about their experience will tolerate it.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced and bad

Food quality is terrible, with high prices and bad drinks. This makes for a disappointing experience, so don't expect much. Only those who don't care about their dining experience will order.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are unprofessional

Talent quality is low, with unprofessional dancers and poor interaction. This makes for a boring show, so don't expect to be impressed. Only those with low standards will enjoy it.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Totally worthless experience

Everything is bad, from atmosphere to value, so avoid it. Low scores across the board make for a disappointing visit. Only those with extremely low expectations might tolerate it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.