Ponytails

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room with no appeal.

The room itself is a disaster. Zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities. Capacity, parking, location, privacy—all nonexistent or broken. You're walking into a space that feels abandoned, not welcoming.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—nothing works. The place is filthy and the people working don't care. You won't feel safe, you won't be treated well, and you'll wait forever for a drink.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage, skip the bar entirely.

Drinks are expensive and bad. Food quality is nonexistent. Bottle prices, drink prices, food prices—all terrible value. Don't order anything; you'll regret it.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no effort, no reason.

The dancers have zero talent, zero professionalism, zero interaction with the crowd. VIP dances are worthless, stage work is lazy. You're paying to watch people who don't want to be there.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Ponytails is a complete non-starter.

Every single metric is bottomed out across the board. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all zeros. This isn't a bad club, it's barely a club at all. Don't waste your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.