Purple Orchid

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

You'll struggle to find a worse room in the city.

The room is a dingy, cramped space with zero charm. The low atmosphere and luxury scores are a major turnoff, and the lack of amenities only adds to the disappointment. If you're looking for a decent spot to hang out, keep looking – this isn't it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't expect any kindness or consideration from the staff.

The hospitality is nonexistent, with a complete lack of respect and kindness from the staff. The door and bar service are slow and unfriendly, making for a miserable experience. Unless you enjoy being treated poorly, stay far, far away.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bland, overpriced swill that's not worth your money.

The kitchen is a sad excuse for a restaurant, serving up bland, overpriced swill that's not worth your money. The drink prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. If you're looking for a good meal or drink, Purple Orchid is not the place to go.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The talent is nonexistent, and the ones they have are unimpressive.

The talent on the floor is non-existent, with unimpressive dancers and a complete lack of professionalism. The appearance style is lackluster, and the interaction with the audience is nonexistent. Unless you're a die-hard fan of bad entertainment, you'll want to avoid the Purple Orchid altogether.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A total bust from top to bottom.

It's a complete disaster, with no redeeming qualities. The low scores across the board are a testament to the club's overall lack of effort. So what does this mean for you? Avoid Purple Orchid at all costs – you won't regret it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.