Red Zebra

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Looks like a neglected strip mall.

The property feels like an afterthought, with a cramped and dated atmosphere. The location is convenient, but the parking and luxury amenities are subpar. It's a shame, because with some investment, this could be a solid spot.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff can't make up for the rest.

The staff at Red Zebra are friendly and respectful, but that's where the good news ends. The door service is slow, and the bar service is overpriced. Overall, the service feels like an add-on rather than a core part of the experience.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible food, drinks, and prices.

The kitchen at Red Zebra is a disaster, serving up subpar food at inflated prices. The drinks are no better, and the cigar and hookah options are a joke. If you're hungry or thirsty, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but the energy's off.

The performers at Red Zebra are talented and engaging, but the energy on the floor feels forced. The VIP and dance value is lacking, and the professionalism of the staff is inconsistent. If you're looking for a high-energy experience, you might find it here, but be prepared for some disappointments.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

Red Zebra fails to impress in every aspect. The low scores reflect a lack of attention to detail and a general sense of neglect. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.