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Closed Bikini Bar

Rhonda's Place

St. Louis, MO 10528 Page Ave 314-423-0633
Closed Opens 11:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON 11:00 - 01:30 TODAY
TUE 11:00 - 01:30
WED 11:00 - 01:30
THU 11:00 - 01:30
FRI 11:00 - 01:30
SAT 11:00 - 01:30
SUN 11:00 - 01:30
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WiFi
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How this is scored
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.0
  • Location 2.6
  • Privacy 2.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 3.4
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 0/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 3.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 4.3
  • Safety 2.6
  • Cleanliness 1.7
  • Value 6.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 0/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 0/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.0
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 3.0
  • Professionalism 2.6
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 0
  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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What the floor said

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70/100 SW score
Cheap drinks, hit-or-miss dancers Grabbed a few buddies and stopped by on a Saturday. The $5 drinks are legit, and the pool table kept us entertained. Dancers were inconsistent though—some were into it, others seemed like they'd rather be anywhere else. The Christmas lights and jukebox give it that dive bar vibe, which is fine if you know what you're walking into.
50/100 SW score
Decent spot if you catch the right night Been here a handful of times. When the right dancers are working, it's worth the trip. But the security doesn't really seem to care what's happening, and the place could use a serious cleaning. The stage setup is pretty bare-bones, and the area around it feels sketchy at night. Drinks are cheap, so at least there's that.
40/100 SW score
Budget venue with budget experience Went in expecting a casual spot and got exactly that—maybe too casual. The place stinks, literally, and the 'stage' is basically a platform with a disco ball that's seen better days. Private dances are $30, which is fair, but the overall vibe felt unsafe and unmaintained. Not coming back.
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