Rumors Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A cramped, unimpressive space.

The room is cramped and unimpressive, with a lack of luxury and poor parking options. While the amenities are decent, it's not enough to make up for the space's shortcomings. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow service and low respect.

The staff at Rumors is friendly and welcoming, but their service can be slow, and they don't always show respect. Door service is decent, but bar service is a letdown. If you're looking for prompt, respectful service, look elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, low-quality food and drinks.

The food and drinks at Rumors are overpriced and of low quality. From the food prices to the bottle prices, everything is a rip-off. If you're looking for a good meal or drink, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Decent dancers, but not worth the high prices.

The dancers at Rumors are decent, but not worth the high prices. While the appearance and interaction are decent, the professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a high-end dance experience, look elsewhere.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Great service, but the rest is pretty mediocre.

Rumors Cabaret gets a pass for its decent service, but its poor property, subpar food, and lackluster performers make it a forgettable experience. Overall, it's a solid 3 out of 5. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and catch a dance, it'll do, but don't expect much else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.