Savannah Gentlemens Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy, cramped, nowhere to be.

The room itself is a problem: zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities. Location, parking, capacity, privacy—all scored at the bottom. This is a place you'd dread walking into. Go somewhere else.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Indifferent staff, dirty floors, zero care.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all missing. The vibe is indifference at best, hostility at worst. You'll feel unwelcome and unsafe. This club doesn't want your business.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced swill masquerading as a bar.

Drinks are overpriced garbage, food quality is nonexistent, pricing is insulting. Bottles, cigars, hookah—nothing redeems the kitchen or bar. Expect to pay a lot for something that tastes like nothing. Avoid ordering anything.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bottom-tier talent, no energy, no draw.

Talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism—all zeroed out. The girls aren't invested, the energy is dead, the experience is forgettable. You're paying for nothing. This floor has no draw whatsoever.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete dead zone—skip this entirely.

Every metric flatlines at zero. Atmosphere is nonexistent, luxury is a joke, amenities don't exist. Nothing about this place works. Don't waste your time or money—there are better options everywhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.