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Scarlet Lounge

Portland, OR 12646 SE Division St (503) 477-4318
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Kitchen
36/100

Total disappointment from top to bottom.

Scarlet Lounge falls flat due to multiple issues. From the unimpressive location to subpar service, it's clear the club is struggling. Unless you're desperate, you're better off looking elsewhere.

How this is scored
34/100

Atmosphere suffers from poor location and parking.

The property score is dragged down by a lackluster atmosphere, poor parking options, and a cramped location. However, the amenities are somewhat redeeming, making it a decent spot for those who don't mind these drawbacks.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 34/100

The room

Atmosphere suffers from poor location and parking.

The property score is dragged down by a lackluster atmosphere, poor parking options, and a cramped location. However, the amenities are somewhat redeeming, making it a decent spot for those who don't mind these drawbacks.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 3.4
  • Parking 2.6
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 5.1
32/100

Friendly staff can't save the subpar experience.

The service staff are friendly and respectful, but their efforts are hindered by slow door service and a general lack of attention to detail. If you're looking for a VIP experience, you might be disappointed.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 32/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff can't save the subpar experience.

The service staff are friendly and respectful, but their efforts are hindered by slow door service and a general lack of attention to detail. If you're looking for a VIP experience, you might be disappointed.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 2.6
  • Bar service 3.4
  • Speed 2.8
  • Respect 4.3
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 2.1
  • Value 7.0
42/100

Overpriced drinks and low-quality food, a bad combo.

The food and drinks at Scarlet Lounge are a major letdown. Overpriced and low-quality options dominate the menu, making it a chore to order. Stick to the basics if you must, but don't expect much.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 42/100

The kitchen

Overpriced drinks and low-quality food, a bad combo.

The food and drinks at Scarlet Lounge are a major letdown. Overpriced and low-quality options dominate the menu, making it a chore to order. Stick to the basics if you must, but don't expect much.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 2.1
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 7.0
37/100

Talented dancers can't compensate for lackluster value.

The performers shine, with talented dancers and engaging interactions. However, the value for money is severely lacking, making it difficult to justify the cost. If you're a fan of great performances, you might be willing to overlook the other issues.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 37/100

The floor

Talented dancers can't compensate for lackluster value.

The performers shine, with talented dancers and engaging interactions. However, the value for money is severely lacking, making it difficult to justify the cost. If you're a fan of great performances, you might be willing to overlook the other issues.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.4
  • Appearance & style 3.4
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 2.1
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 36/100

How scoring works

Total disappointment from top to bottom.

Scarlet Lounge falls flat due to multiple issues. From the unimpressive location to subpar service, it's clear the club is struggling. Unless you're desperate, you're better off looking elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 34
  • Service 32
  • Food 42
  • Performers 37
  • Value 46
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25 reviews
70/100 SW score
Dive Night with Friends I brought my bachelor party crew to Scarlet Lounge for a low-key night. The drinks were surprisingly cheap and the dancers were friendly, but the atmosphere was pretty meh. We still had a blast, though.
60/100 SW score
Just Okay I've been to Scarlet Lounge a few times, and it's always just kind of... there. The dancers are nice, but the bar service is slow and the parking is a pain. I guess it's worth it for the cheap drinks, though.
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed I've never been to a strip club before, and I was expecting a lot more. The dancers were friendly, but the whole place felt really run-down and the drinks were overpriced. The patio was kinda nice, I guess.
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