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Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, NY 70 Vanderbilt Motor Pkwy 631-543-4177
Closed Opens 19:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 19:00 - 04:00
WED 19:00 - 04:00
THU 19:00 - 04:00
FRI 19:00 - 04:00
SAT 19:00 - 04:00 TODAY
SUN Closed
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
60/100

Commack highway spot with solid layout, decent talent, and no weekend cover—worth the drive.

Scene holds up as a solid midweek and weekend option on Long Island's East End, with a practical layout that separates bar action from main-stage atmosphere and private booths. Reviewers consistently praise the lack of aggressive hustle and the mix of dancers, though the talent pool is inconsistent—some nights deliver appealing lineups, others feel thin. Best on Thursdays and Fridays when the floor fills out; slower Monday–Wednesday can feel sparse. Free or low cover (about $10 weekends, per 2014–2025 reviews) keeps it accessible.

How this is scored
70/100

Three-room setup: bar stage, main stage with comfy seating, private booths; easy highway access, free parking.

Located off the Long Island Expressway in Commack with ample free parking and easy highway visibility—a practical stop, not a destination drive. The three-area layout (bar with secondary stage, main stage with wraparound seating, private booth section) gives you flexibility: hang at the bar for close interaction, sit back at the main stage, or book a booth. Reviewers note the bar area is bright and navigable; the main stage room is dimly lit with comfortable seating. Condition is clean and maintained, though the exterior reads as run-down and nondescript—no curb appeal.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 70/100

The room

Three-room setup: bar stage, main stage with comfy seating, private booths; easy highway access, free parking.

Located off the Long Island Expressway in Commack with ample free parking and easy highway visibility—a practical stop, not a destination drive. The three-area layout (bar with secondary stage, main stage with wraparound seating, private booth section) gives you flexibility: hang at the bar for close interaction, sit back at the main stage, or book a booth. Reviewers note the bar area is bright and navigable; the main stage room is dimly lit with comfortable seating. Condition is clean and maintained, though the exterior reads as run-down and nondescript—no curb appeal.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 8.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 9.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 7.0
67/100

Quick pat-down entry, efficient bartenders, bouncer oversight in VIP; respectful floor without aggressive pushy vibes.

Door staff conduct quick pat-downs and ID checks without attitude; no cover most weeknights, $10–$20 weekends (2014–2025 reviews). Bartenders are efficient even during busy periods; drinks arrive fast. Bouncers oversee the VIP section to track time, which reviewers appreciate as a fairness measure. Respect and safety are consistent themes—no reports of scams, hostility, or unsafe conditions. The main gripe is occasional language barriers and dancers who don't know how to work the room, not staff failures.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 67/100

The hospitality

Quick pat-down entry, efficient bartenders, bouncer oversight in VIP; respectful floor without aggressive pushy vibes.

Door staff conduct quick pat-downs and ID checks without attitude; no cover most weeknights, $10–$20 weekends (2014–2025 reviews). Bartenders are efficient even during busy periods; drinks arrive fast. Bouncers oversee the VIP section to track time, which reviewers appreciate as a fairness measure. Respect and safety are consistent themes—no reports of scams, hostility, or unsafe conditions. The main gripe is occasional language barriers and dancers who don't know how to work the room, not staff failures.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 7.0
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 6.0
49/100

Drinks reasonably priced around $10 beer (2024 reviews); kitchen exists but underutilized, not a dining draw.

Drinks are fairly priced—beers around $10, non-alcoholic drinks $5–$7, cocktails $15+ (2024 reviews). The kitchen exists but is rarely mentioned as a draw; reviewers note small drink pours (5 oz cocktails with heavy ice) and food as an afterthought. Not a dining destination; come for drinks and the floor, not the menu.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 49/100

The kitchen

Drinks reasonably priced around $10 beer (2024 reviews); kitchen exists but underutilized, not a dining draw.

Drinks are fairly priced—beers around $10, non-alcoholic drinks $5–$7, cocktails $15+ (2024 reviews). The kitchen exists but is rarely mentioned as a draw; reviewers note small drink pours (5 oz cocktails with heavy ice) and food as an afterthought. Not a dining destination; come for drinks and the floor, not the menu.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 3.5
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 4.3
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
55/100

Mix of Latina and Eastern European dancers, mostly 6–7 range; VIP sessions ~$150/15min (2017–2021), lap dances ~$30 (2015–2023).

The roster is mixed and inconsistent: mostly Latina and Eastern European dancers in their 20s–30s, with a few standout beauties (reviewers cite 8–10 range) and a broader base of 6–7 looks. Reviewers praise specific dancers (a Russian named Catherine, a Brazilian, a Latina barmaid) but note high turnover—favorites relocate or disappear. Interaction quality varies; some dancers are warm and conversational, others don't engage well. Lap dances run ~$30 each (2015–2023 reviews); VIP sessions ~$150 for 15 minutes (2017–2021 reviews). Dances tend toward the tame side; massages and back rubs are heavily promoted.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 55/100

The floor

Mix of Latina and Eastern European dancers, mostly 6–7 range; VIP sessions ~$150/15min (2017–2021), lap dances ~$30 (2015–2023).

The roster is mixed and inconsistent: mostly Latina and Eastern European dancers in their 20s–30s, with a few standout beauties (reviewers cite 8–10 range) and a broader base of 6–7 looks. Reviewers praise specific dancers (a Russian named Catherine, a Brazilian, a Latina barmaid) but note high turnover—favorites relocate or disappear. Interaction quality varies; some dancers are warm and conversational, others don't engage well. Lap dances run ~$30 each (2015–2023 reviews); VIP sessions ~$150 for 15 minutes (2017–2021 reviews). Dances tend toward the tame side; massages and back rubs are heavily promoted.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 5.0
  • Dance value 5.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 60/100

How scoring works

Commack highway spot with solid layout, decent talent, and no weekend cover—worth the drive.

Scene holds up as a solid midweek and weekend option on Long Island's East End, with a practical layout that separates bar action from main-stage atmosphere and private booths. Reviewers consistently praise the lack of aggressive hustle and the mix of dancers, though the talent pool is inconsistent—some nights deliver appealing lineups, others feel thin. Best on Thursdays and Fridays when the floor fills out; slower Monday–Wednesday can feel sparse. Free or low cover (about $10 weekends, per 2014–2025 reviews) keeps it accessible.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 70
  • Service 67
  • Food 49
  • Performers 55
  • Value 56
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50 reviews
90/100 SW score
Best parking in Long Island, solid weekend spot Came here for my buddy's bachelor party on a Saturday and honestly the first thing that impressed me was the lot—free, huge, and you're not hunting for a spot like at some other clubs. The main stage room was packed with decent talent and the vibe was fun. Drinks are pricey but that's expected. Only downside is the non-smoking policy felt strict, but I get why people like it.
60/100 SW score
Tuesday specials are the real deal, but timing matters I hit Scene on a Tuesday for their penny beers and $1 drinks—honestly the best value you'll find at any strip club around. Location off the LIE is perfect for my commute. The problem is you're banking on which night you go. Hit it on a Friday and the place is packed with dancers; come on a Wednesday and it feels empty. If you time it right for the specials, it's worth it.
50/100 SW score
Convenient location, but disappointed by the talent The parking and location are genuinely great—easy to find and get in and out. But the dancer pool felt thin and honestly not as polished as I expected for the price. A few guys mentioned the girls used to be way better before COVID, and I can see why they'd say that. The clean, no-smoking environment is a plus, but it didn't make up for the overall experience feeling underwhelming.
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