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Closed Strip Club

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL 4003 W Lake St 708-343-2000
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Closed Opens 18:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 18:00 - 05:00 TODAY
TUE 18:00 - 05:00
WED 18:00 - 05:00
THU 18:00 - 05:00
FRI 18:00 - 05:00
SAT 18:00 - 05:00
SUN 18:00 - 05:00
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4003 W Lake St
Stone Park, IL 708-343-2000 scoreschicagoclub.com
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How this is scored
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.0
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 3.0
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 3.4
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 2.6
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 3.5
  • Respect 3.4
  • Safety 3.4
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 4.3
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 3.5
  • Food prices 3.5
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 3.5
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.3
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 3.5
  • Interaction 2.6
  • Professionalism 2.6
  • VIP value 3.5
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
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  • Food 0
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80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Good drinks, bartender Jose is solid Came through on a Saturday with friends and honestly the bartender Jose knows what he's doing with the drinks. The place wasn't packed but that meant we could actually get service without waiting forever. Parking situation is a bit much with the valet fee, but if you're looking for a night out and don't mind a quieter vibe, it's decent.
50/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Used to be better, feels empty now I've been here a few times over the past couple years and it's gone downhill. The atmosphere is pretty dead—barely anyone there even on a Friday night. The valet guys are pushy about their $13 fee and made a point to hassle us about where we parked. Staff doesn't really seem into it, and for what you're paying, the whole experience just feels off.
60/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Not what I expected, parking was annoying First time checking out a strip club and Scores wasn't the move. The place felt lifeless and the mandatory valet parking with the upcharge caught me off guard—felt like nickel-and-diming before I even walked in. The dancers were fine but nothing special, and the whole vibe just didn't land. Probably won't be back.
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