Secrets

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Amenities are nice, but parking is a nightmare.

The property's amenities are a highlight, but the parking situation is a major turnoff. With a decent capacity and acceptable cleanliness, it's clear that Secrets is trying to make a good impression, but the lack of luxury and poor location hold it back. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and socialize, Secrets might be worth a visit, but don't plan on staying for too long.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Door service is friendly, but safety feels a bit off.

The door service at Secrets is top-notch, but the overall safety feels a bit off. With a decent value and clean bar service, it's clear that the staff is trying to make a good impression, but the lack of respect and safety concerns might give some visitors pause. If you're looking for a place to enjoy a drink and feel safe, Secrets might not be the best choice.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Great food quality, but drinks are overpriced.

The food quality at Secrets is surprisingly good, but the prices are steep. With a decent drink selection and high-quality bottles, it's clear that the kitchen is trying to impress, but the exorbitant prices might be a turnoff for some visitors. If you're a foodie looking for a unique dining experience, Secrets might be worth a visit, but be prepared to break the bank.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

The dancers at Secrets are talented and engaging, but the professionalism is lacking. With a great appearance style and decent interaction, it's clear that the performers are trying to put on a show, but the lack of professionalism and VIP value might give some visitors reason to pause. If you're looking for a lively night out with great entertainment, Secrets might be worth a visit, but don't expect anything too polished.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Mixed bag that's mostly just okay.

Secrets has a decent atmosphere, but overall it feels like a middle-of-the-road experience. While some aspects shine, like the amenities and friendly door service, others fall short, like the terrible parking and lukewarm safety. So what? If you're looking for a solid, no-frills night out with friends, Secrets might hit the spot, but don't expect anything too impressive.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.