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Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bleak warehouse vibe with nothing to show for it.

Every sub-metric tanks: atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, privacy, and capacity all score 0. The space feels dead—no investment in the room, no reason to be there. If you're considering it, the location alone won't save you.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is a mess.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all nonexistent. Staff either isn't trained or doesn't care. You'll feel unwelcome and unsafe. This is the kind of place where service isn't just bad—it's absent.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you won't want to eat.

Drink prices, bottle prices, food prices, food quality, and cigar/hookah options all score 0. Whether it's overpriced swill or just not there, the kitchen and bar add nothing. Eat and drink elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no energy, no reason to stay.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and VIP/dance value all bottom out. The floor is empty or the dancers are unmotivated. There's no reason to tip, no reason to stay. This is the opposite of why you'd go to a club.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Completely empty across the board—avoid.

Zero scores across every metric—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, pricing, food quality, talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and VIP experience all fail. This isn't a bad club; it's barely a club at all. Don't bother.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.