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Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, FL 1792 NW 79th St 305-691-5032
Closed Opens 14:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 14:00 - 05:00
TUE 14:00 - 05:00
WED 14:00 - 05:00
THU 14:00 - 05:00 TODAY
FRI 14:00 - 05:00
SAT 14:00 - 05:00
SUN 14:00 - 05:00
On tap
Kitchen
49/100

Liberty City corner with $10 entry, $5 floor dances, steady weekday crowd.

Sexxy Lady sits on 79th Street in Liberty City—a working neighborhood where you need street sense but the club itself runs tight. $10 cover (free afternoons), $5 floor dances, $50 for 30-minute VIP rooms with one-way glass. Reviewers praise the dancers' friendliness and the bargain pricing; the real draw is weekday afternoons when the vibe is calm and you can actually talk to the girls. Evenings pick up around 10–11 PM. Parking is free but the lot is small; don't flash cash outside.

How this is scored
48/100

Two-story layout with main floor bar, pool table, private rooms; tight lot, neighborhood caution advised.

Two-story building with ground-floor bar, pool table, and two private rooms; upper level is off-limits. Main room divides into a stage area and back seating with cushioned benches. It's not fancy—more neighborhood tavern than nightclub—but reviewers note the layout is well-organized and the lighting sets a decent mood. Location on a main road is convenient but the surrounding area requires caution, especially after dark. Parking is free but tight.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 48/100

The room

Two-story layout with main floor bar, pool table, private rooms; tight lot, neighborhood caution advised.

Two-story building with ground-floor bar, pool table, and two private rooms; upper level is off-limits. Main room divides into a stage area and back seating with cushioned benches. It's not fancy—more neighborhood tavern than nightclub—but reviewers note the layout is well-organized and the lighting sets a decent mood. Location on a main road is convenient but the surrounding area requires caution, especially after dark. Parking is free but tight.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 1.0
49/100

Thorough door screening, attentive bartenders, clear spending rules posted; pat-downs and ID checks standard.

Door staff are thorough: ID check, pat-down, and clear explanation of house rules (three-hour minimum spend or re-entry fee; $130 expectation in VIP rooms). Bartenders are fast and polite; one reviewer specifically praised the attentive waitress. The club enforces its policies visibly, which some find strict but others appreciate for the professionalism. One sandal-fee incident was reported, but it appears to be an outlier or misunderstanding.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 49/100

The hospitality

Thorough door screening, attentive bartenders, clear spending rules posted; pat-downs and ID checks standard.

Door staff are thorough: ID check, pat-down, and clear explanation of house rules (three-hour minimum spend or re-entry fee; $130 expectation in VIP rooms). Bartenders are fast and polite; one reviewer specifically praised the attentive waitress. The club enforces its policies visibly, which some find strict but others appreciate for the professionalism. One sandal-fee incident was reported, but it appears to be an outlier or misunderstanding.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 2.8
  • Value 6.0
70/100

Cheap drinks ($4–$5 beers), no food service; happy hour buffet advertised but unreliable.

Beers run $4–$5, soft drinks $5. A happy hour buffet is advertised but reviewers report it's unreliable—one couple waited and it never arrived, though a dancer said it shows up late and tastes good. No other food service. Drink prices are fair for the market; the plastic-cup setup is standard for the category.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 70/100

The kitchen

Cheap drinks ($4–$5 beers), no food service; happy hour buffet advertised but unreliable.

Beers run $4–$5, soft drinks $5. A happy hour buffet is advertised but reviewers report it's unreliable—one couple waited and it never arrived, though a dancer said it shows up late and tastes good. No other food service. Drink prices are fair for the market; the plastic-cup setup is standard for the category.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
44/100

Small rotating roster, mixed shifts; weekday afternoons yield one or two solid dancers, evenings stronger.

Roster is small and shifts vary widely. Afternoons (especially weekdays) may have just one or two dancers, but reviewers consistently call them attractive and friendly—good conversation, $5 floor dances, willing to work the room. Evenings and weekends bring more bodies (up to 10 dancers reported) with a mix of Black, Latina, and white girls. Quality is inconsistent; some nights are solid, others thin. One negative review cited a hygiene issue, but it stands alone against dozens of positive interactions.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 44/100

The floor

Small rotating roster, mixed shifts; weekday afternoons yield one or two solid dancers, evenings stronger.

Roster is small and shifts vary widely. Afternoons (especially weekdays) may have just one or two dancers, but reviewers consistently call them attractive and friendly—good conversation, $5 floor dances, willing to work the room. Evenings and weekends bring more bodies (up to 10 dancers reported) with a mix of Black, Latina, and white girls. Quality is inconsistent; some nights are solid, others thin. One negative review cited a hygiene issue, but it stands alone against dozens of positive interactions.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 49/100

How scoring works

Liberty City corner with $10 entry, $5 floor dances, steady weekday crowd.

Sexxy Lady sits on 79th Street in Liberty City—a working neighborhood where you need street sense but the club itself runs tight. $10 cover (free afternoons), $5 floor dances, $50 for 30-minute VIP rooms with one-way glass. Reviewers praise the dancers' friendliness and the bargain pricing; the real draw is weekday afternoons when the vibe is calm and you can actually talk to the girls. Evenings pick up around 10–11 PM. Parking is free but the lot is small; don't flash cash outside.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 48
  • Service 49
  • Food 70
  • Performers 44
  • Value 61
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25 reviews
80/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Frenzy We rented out a private room for my buddy's bachelor party and had an absolute blast. The Latin infusion was a nice touch and the drinks were super affordable, which helped our wallet stay healthy. The dancers were friendly and got the party started.
70/100 SW score
Not My Favorite I've been to Sexxy Lady Cabaret a few times and while it's always a decent night out, I've had some issues with the speed of service and the cleanliness of the club. That being said, the drink prices are unbeatable and the dancers are always friendly.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming Experience As a first-timer, I was a bit disappointed with the overall experience. The luxury and cleanliness aspects of the club were lacking, which made it feel a bit rough around the edges. However, I will say that the Latin infusion was a nice touch and the performers were approachable.
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