Showgirl III

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A dimly lit, cramped space.

The cramped, dimly lit space didn't exactly scream luxury. While the location was convenient, the lack of parking and poor ambiance made it a hassle. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Hostile staff and slow service.

The staff seemed put off by our presence, and the service was glacial. Even the drinks took an eternity to arrive. If you value being treated with respect, this isn't the place.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bland drinks and overpriced bites.

The drinks were bland and overpriced, while the food was forgettable. Unless you're a fan of mediocre pub grub, stick to the bar. Just don't expect to be wowed by the culinary experience.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Uninspiring dancers with poor interaction.

The dancers were uninspiring, and the interaction was non-existent. While the appearance style was passable, it wasn't enough to save the performances. If you're looking for a memorable experience, find a different club.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience.

The overall experience fell flat due to poor service and unimpressive performances. While the property was subpar, the service was the biggest letdown. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocre clubs, there are better options nearby.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.