Showtime Joe's

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

More like a dive bar than a club.

The low scores for luxury and capacity suggest this isn't a high-end club. The parking and amenities are decent, but it's not a great spot to impress anyone. If you're looking for a low-key night, it's not a bad choice.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff can't save the mediocre experience.

The staff seems to care, but the speed of service and respect shown to customers are hit-or-miss. The bar service is decent, but the overall experience feels like it's lacking. If you're a fan of friendly bartenders, you might enjoy it.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Skip the overpriced food and stick to drinks.

The food prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. Stick to the drinks, and you'll be fine. If you're looking for a meal, there are better options elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancers, but mostly a letdown.

Some of the dancers show promise, but many seem like they're just going through the motions. The appearance and interaction with customers are also lacking. If you're a fan of some decent dancing, you might find a few gems, but don't expect much else.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A forgettable night out, but worth the cheap drinks.

The scores are all over the place, making for a weird experience. You'll get friendly service, but the performers and food are subpar. If you're on a tight budget, the cheap drinks might be worth it, but don't expect much else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.