Silk on Water

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Basic digs with some parking headaches.

The property is nothing to write home about. The location is decent, but the parking is a nightmare. The capacity is small, and the amenities are practically non-existent. If you're looking for a fancy night out, this isn't it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but service can be slow.

The staff at Silk on Water are friendly and try their best, but the service can be slow. The door service is decent, but the bar service can be a bit of a wait. Overall, it's a bit of a mixed bag.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bad food, even worse prices, but drinks are okay.

The food at Silk on Water is a major letdown. The prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. The drink prices are better, but not by much. If you're looking for a good meal, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent talent, but overall, a lackluster floor.

The talent on the floor at Silk on Water is hit-or-miss. Some of the dancers are decent, but overall, the quality is lacking. The appearance style is a bit cheesy, and the professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a high-end experience, this isn't it.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience, but a decent spot for cheap eats.

Silk on Water's biggest problem is its inconsistency. While the food is a disaster, the drinks are passable. If you're on a tight budget and just want to grab a cheap meal with some drinks, this might be your spot. Otherwise, there are better options.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.