Silk The Showclub

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The space looks like a dingy basement.

The space is cramped and dingy, with a weird layout that makes it hard to move around. The 'luxury' vibe they're going for is completely out of touch with the actual decor. It's a total mismatch.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Expect to be ignored by the staff.

The staff seems completely disinterested in helping you. Door service is non-existent, and the bartenders are slow and unfriendly. You're better off ordering a drink at the bar and dealing with the long lines.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced and taste terrible.

The drink prices are outrageous, and the quality is straight out of a bad bottle. The 'food' is an afterthought, and the prices are laughable. You're better off eating before or after your visit.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The dancers are a joke, literally.

The dancers are either awkward or just plain bad. The choreography is lackluster, and the costumes are embarrassing. If you're looking for a good time, you'll be disappointed.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A total disaster from start to finish.

This club is a catastrophe. From the moment you walk in, you can tell it's a low-rent operation. The lack of basic cleanliness and respect for patrons is appalling. Unless you're looking for a laugh, stay far, far away.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.