Sparky's

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No luxury to speak of.

The room is a letdown. The location is okay, but the parking situation is a nightmare. And don't even get me started on the lack of luxury – it feels like a budget motel.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow service.

The service is a mixed bag. The door staff and bartenders are friendly, but the speed of service is glacial. You'll have to wait a while for a drink, but at least they'll treat you with respect.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, low-quality drinks and food.

The food and drinks are a total rip-off. The prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. Stick to the free water, trust me.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but unprofessional.

The dancers are talented, but the professionalism is lacking. They'll give you a great show, but don't expect them to be on their best behavior. If you're looking for a wild time, Sparky's might be for you, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A total disaster from start to finish.

Sparky's is a mess. From the moment you walk in, you're hit with a lack of atmosphere and a dive bar feel. The only redeeming quality is the friendly staff, but even they can't make up for the subpar experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.