Splendor

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

More like a dive than a luxury experience.

The property's low luxury score is a major letdown. While the location and parking are decent, the cramped capacity and lack of amenities make it feel like a dive. The atmosphere is dull and uninviting.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff is friendly, but service is slow.

The staff is friendly and respectful, but the slow door service and bar service hold them back. The safety and cleanliness scores are a plus, but the overall service experience feels sluggish.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bring your wallet, but don't expect great food.

The food prices are astronomical, but the quality is subpar. The drink prices are high, and the selection is unimpressive. Even the bottle service is overpriced. Bring your wallet, but don't expect great food.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but unimpressive all-around.

The talented dancers are a highlight, but the unimpressive appearance style and lack of professionalism bring down the experience. The interaction with the dancers is friendly, but the overall value feels low. VIP and dance value are decent, but not enough to save the performers.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

All-around disappointment.

Splendor falls flat with low marks across the board. From its lackluster atmosphere to subpar food and drinks, there's little to redeem it. Even the talented dancers can't save the experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.