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Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR 210 NW Couch St 503-243-4646
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
50/100

Great dancers, but everything else is a letdown.

Spyce Gentlemen's Club has some redeeming qualities, but it falls short in several areas. The dancers are talented, but the rest of the experience is marred by poor food, overpriced drinks, and a lack of luxury. Overall, it's a forgettable experience that's only worth visiting if you're looking for a cheap dance.

How this is scored
50/100

More like a dingy motel room than a luxury experience.

The property scores low due to its dingy atmosphere, poor parking, and lack of luxury. The location is also a bit of a letdown, but the privacy is a redeeming quality. Be prepared for a cramped and unimpressive space.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 50/100

The room

More like a dingy motel room than a luxury experience.

The property scores low due to its dingy atmosphere, poor parking, and lack of luxury. The location is also a bit of a letdown, but the privacy is a redeeming quality. Be prepared for a cramped and unimpressive space.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 1.7
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 4.3
55/100

Friendly staff, but the value doesn't add up.

The service scores slightly higher due to the friendly door and bar staff. However, the value is a major concern, with prices that don't match the quality. Be prepared for a hit-or-miss experience, but the staff will try to make it up to you.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 55/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but the value doesn't add up.

The service scores slightly higher due to the friendly door and bar staff. However, the value is a major concern, with prices that don't match the quality. Be prepared for a hit-or-miss experience, but the staff will try to make it up to you.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 5.1
44/100

Overpriced, mediocre food that's not worth the money.

The food and drink options are a major letdown, with overpriced and mediocre quality. The prices are steep, and the selection is limited. Unless you're desperate, it's best to avoid the food and stick to the drinks.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 44/100

The kitchen

Overpriced, mediocre food that's not worth the money.

The food and drink options are a major letdown, with overpriced and mediocre quality. The prices are steep, and the selection is limited. Unless you're desperate, it's best to avoid the food and stick to the drinks.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 4.3
  • Food prices 3.4
  • Drink prices 4.3
  • Bottle prices 5.1
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
51/100

Talented dancers, but the professionalism is lacking.

The performers are the highlight of the club, with talented dancers and a wide range of styles. However, the professionalism is lacking, with some performers coming across as disinterested. If you're looking for a great dance, you'll find it here, but be prepared for some inconsistencies.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 51/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but the professionalism is lacking.

The performers are the highlight of the club, with talented dancers and a wide range of styles. However, the professionalism is lacking, with some performers coming across as disinterested. If you're looking for a great dance, you'll find it here, but be prepared for some inconsistencies.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 8.0
  • Appearance & style 7.0
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 50/100

How scoring works

Great dancers, but everything else is a letdown.

Spyce Gentlemen's Club has some redeeming qualities, but it falls short in several areas. The dancers are talented, but the rest of the experience is marred by poor food, overpriced drinks, and a lack of luxury. Overall, it's a forgettable experience that's only worth visiting if you're looking for a cheap dance.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 50
  • Service 55
  • Food 44
  • Performers 51
  • Value 47
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Party Night Spyce Gentlemen's Club was the life of the party on Saturday night. The dancers were top-notch (8/10 talent quality) and the drinks were flowing. The only downside was the parking situation (2/10), but we made it work. I'd come back for another bachelor party.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been to Spyce a few times and it's always a bit of a mixed bag. The full bar is a plus, but the food prices are a bit steep (4/10 food affordability). The location is downtown, which can be convenient, but it also means dealing with some homeless folks. The talent is hit or miss, but when they're on, they're really on.
40/100 SW score
Not Worth It I'm not usually one to write reviews, but my experience at Spyce was underwhelming. The private dances were overpriced and the ambiance felt a bit cheap (4/10 sophistication). The weak parking situation (2/10) was the final nail in the coffin. Maybe it's just not my scene.
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