St Jame Spa

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Basic decor and cramped space.

The property itself is a letdown. Basic decor and cramped space make it feel like a low-rent knockoff. The location is convenient, but that's about where the positives end.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude staff and slow service.

The staff at St Jame Spa are about as welcoming as a frozen tundra. Rude, slow, and seemingly disinterested, they'll make you wonder why you even bothered showing up. The value for money is laughable.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced drinks and mediocre snacks.

The food and drink options at St Jame Spa are a joke. Overpriced drinks and mediocre snacks will leave you feeling ripped off. If you're looking for a decent meal or drink, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Lackluster dancers with little interaction.

The performers at St Jame Spa are a major letdown. Lackluster dancers with little interaction will leave you feeling bored and uninspired. Even the most ardent admirers of the club's performers will find themselves checking the schedule for when the night is over.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

Everything about St Jame Spa feels subpar. From the moment you walk in, you're hit with a sense of disappointment. Even the most die-hard fans of the club will find themselves checking their watches, waiting for the clock to tick down.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.