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Sugar's

San Antonio, TX 2731 Northwest Loop 410 210-340-1289
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
49/100

Sugar's is a complete disaster from top to bottom.

The overall experience is a mess, with low scores across the board. The worst part is the complete lack of luxury and professionalism. Unless you're desperate, it's best to avoid Sugar's altogether.

How this is scored
61/100

A cramped, dingy space with zero luxury.

The cramped atmosphere and dingy decor make it feel like a dive bar. Despite the decent location and parking, the low luxury score is a major turnoff. If you're looking for a fancy night out, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 61/100

The room

A cramped, dingy space with zero luxury.

The cramped atmosphere and dingy decor make it feel like a dive bar. Despite the decent location and parking, the low luxury score is a major turnoff. If you're looking for a fancy night out, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 1.0
50/100

Staff are friendly, but speed and cleanliness are major issues.

The friendly staff are a highlight, but the speed of service is glacial and the cleanliness is subpar. If you're in a rush or value a clean environment, this might not be the best choice.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 50/100

The hospitality

Staff are friendly, but speed and cleanliness are major issues.

The friendly staff are a highlight, but the speed of service is glacial and the cleanliness is subpar. If you're in a rush or value a clean environment, this might not be the best choice.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 3.4
  • Value 5.1
49/100

Terrible food and drink prices, but the bottles are overpriced too.

The food and drink prices are outrageous, and the quality is barely edible. The only saving grace is the relatively cheap bottle prices, but that's not enough to redeem the place. If you're a foodie or want to splurge on drinks, look elsewhere.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 49/100

The kitchen

Terrible food and drink prices, but the bottles are overpriced too.

The food and drink prices are outrageous, and the quality is barely edible. The only saving grace is the relatively cheap bottle prices, but that's not enough to redeem the place. If you're a foodie or want to splurge on drinks, look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 3.4
  • Food prices 4.3
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
39/100

Dancers look nice, but professionalism is severely lacking.

The dancers look nice, but their professionalism is severely lacking. If you're looking for a fun, carefree night out with friends, you might enjoy the atmosphere, but be prepared for some awkward interactions. Otherwise, you might want to stick to other clubs.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 39/100

The floor

Dancers look nice, but professionalism is severely lacking.

The dancers look nice, but their professionalism is severely lacking. If you're looking for a fun, carefree night out with friends, you might enjoy the atmosphere, but be prepared for some awkward interactions. Otherwise, you might want to stick to other clubs.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 49/100

How scoring works

Sugar's is a complete disaster from top to bottom.

The overall experience is a mess, with low scores across the board. The worst part is the complete lack of luxury and professionalism. Unless you're desperate, it's best to avoid Sugar's altogether.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 61
  • Service 50
  • Food 49
  • Performers 39
  • Value 53
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What the floor said

25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bros' Night Out We came in for the bachelor party and had an absolute blast. The drinks were strong, the dancers were talented, and the atmosphere was electric. Only complaint was the parking, but it was worth it for the night we had.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Bag Been coming to Sugar's for years, but last night was just okay. The dancers were still top-notch, but the drinks were overpriced and the crowd was a bit too rowdy for my taste. Still, it's a solid spot for a night out.
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed First time at a strip club and Sugar's didn't blow me away. The atmosphere was a bit too dimly lit for my comfort, and the dancers seemed a bit disinterested. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night, but I won't be back anytime soon.
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