T & A Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A dingy, cramped space with poor parking.

The property at T & A Cabaret is a letdown. The cramped space and poor parking make it difficult to get in and out. The lack of amenities and luxury touches is also disappointing. While the capacity is decent, it's not enough to make up for the overall dinginess of the space.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

You'll get treated like dirt from door to bar.

The service at T & A Cabaret is atrocious. From the door staff to the bar, you'll be treated like dirt. The speed of service is glacial, and the respect shown to customers is almost nonexistent. The only thing that's safe here is the safety of your wallet, as you'll be overcharged for everything.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Expect overpriced, mediocre food and drinks.

The food and drinks at T & A Cabaret are a joke. The prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. The drink prices are particularly egregious, with bottles and cigars being overpriced and underwhelming. The food quality is also a letdown, with mediocre dishes that are more expensive than they're worth.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The talent is nonexistent and unimpressive.

The performers at T & A Cabaret are a major letdown. The talent is nonexistent, and the appearances are unimpressive. The interaction with customers is also lacking, with performers seeming more interested in their phones than in providing a good show. Unless you're looking for a bunch of amateur hour, there's no reason to stick around for the performances.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A complete disappointment from top to bottom.

T & A Cabaret is a mess from start to finish. The property is cramped and dirty, making for a terrible atmosphere. The service is equally bad, with rude staff and long wait times. Overall, it's a complete waste of time and money. Unless you're looking for a dive bar with a bad attitude, there's no reason to set foot here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.