Tassels Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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More like a rundown motel than a luxury experience.

The property is a major letdown, with a rundown atmosphere, poor luxury, and limited amenities. The location is decent, but that's about it. If you're looking for a fancy night out, keep looking. If you're on a budget, you might find it tolerable.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Friendly staff, but you'll forget them the moment you leave.

The staff at Tassels Cabaret are friendly and try their best, but they're let down by the club's overall lack of polish. The door service and bar service are on point, but the speed and respect are lacking. If you're looking for a club with great hospitality, you'll find it here, but don't expect much beyond that.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't bother with the overpriced, subpar food.

The food at Tassels Cabaret is a disaster, with overpriced, subpar options that are more of a chore to eat than a pleasure. The drink prices are high, but at least the quality is decent. If you're looking for a club with great food, keep looking. If you just want to grab a drink, you might find it tolerable.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancers, but the overall show is a snooze.

The performers at Tassels Cabaret are a mixed bag, with some decent dancers but overall a lack of energy and excitement. The talent quality is decent, but the appearance style is a mess. If you're looking for a club with great performers, you'll find it here, but don't expect much beyond that.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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A complete waste of time and money.

Tassels Cabaret is a club that fails to deliver on just about everything. From the run-down property to the subpar food and service, there's little to get excited about. Unless you're just looking for a cheap place to grab a drink, there's no reason to bother with this club.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.