Tattletales

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience.

The room is unremarkable, with a lackluster atmosphere and subpar luxury. The location is convenient, but parking and privacy are major concerns. Unless you're desperate for a place to hang out, there are better options.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but that's about it.

The staff tries hard, but the service is slow and unimpressive. Respect and safety are a given, but cleanliness and value are lacking. If you're looking for a friendly crowd, Tattletales might be okay, but don't expect exceptional service.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drink prices are reasonable, but food is a letdown.

Drink prices are reasonable, but the food is overpriced and unappetizing. The bar service is friendly, but the selection is limited. If you're a foodie, avoid Tattletales, but if you just want a drink, it's not terrible.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is decent, but not worth the price.

The talent is decent, but not worth the high prices. Appearance and interaction are average, but professionalism is lacking. If you're a die-hard fan of a particular performer, you might enjoy it, but otherwise, it's not worth the cost.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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All-around disappointment.

Tattletales fails to impress across the board. Low scores for atmosphere, luxury, and amenities make it feel like a generic club. If you're looking for a cheap night out, it might be tolerable, but don't expect much.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.