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TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, NM 6001 Brentwood Pl NE 505-875-1625
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
50/100

Underwhelming experience all around.

TD's Showclub North fails to impress in every area. The low scores for performers, property, and food make it a forgettable experience. If you're looking for a lively atmosphere and decent dancers, you might enjoy it, but don't expect much else.

How this is scored
49/100

Underwhelming space with mediocre location.

The club's space is cramped and lacks luxury, making it feel like a dive bar. While the parking is convenient, the location is unremarkable. The amenities are basic, and the capacity is small. Overall, it's an underwhelming space.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 49/100

The room

Underwhelming space with mediocre location.

The club's space is cramped and lacks luxury, making it feel like a dive bar. While the parking is convenient, the location is unremarkable. The amenities are basic, and the capacity is small. Overall, it's an underwhelming space.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 6.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 1.0
56/100

Friendly staff, but some lapses in respect.

The staff at TD's Showclub North are friendly and try their best, but some shows a lack of respect for patrons. The door service is welcoming, and the bar service is attentive, but the speed of service can be slow. If you're looking for a club with great hospitality, you might enjoy it, but be prepared for some hiccups.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 56/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but some lapses in respect.

The staff at TD's Showclub North are friendly and try their best, but some shows a lack of respect for patrons. The door service is welcoming, and the bar service is attentive, but the speed of service can be slow. If you're looking for a club with great hospitality, you might enjoy it, but be prepared for some hiccups.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.8
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 5.1
50/100

Subpar food and overpriced drinks.

The food at TD's Showclub North is subpar, and the prices are steep. The drink prices are relatively reasonable, but the quality of the drinks is lacking. If you're looking for a club with great food and drinks, you'll be disappointed. Stick to the basics and avoid the overpriced food.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 50/100

The kitchen

Subpar food and overpriced drinks.

The food at TD's Showclub North is subpar, and the prices are steep. The drink prices are relatively reasonable, but the quality of the drinks is lacking. If you're looking for a club with great food and drinks, you'll be disappointed. Stick to the basics and avoid the overpriced food.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
46/100

Talented dancers, but lacking in professionalism.

The dancers at TD's Showclub North are talented and engaging, but the professionalism is lacking. The appearance style is decent, and the interaction with patrons is generally good. However, the lack of professionalism and sometimes poor VIP/dance value make it a mixed experience. If you're a fan of great dancers, you'll enjoy it, but be prepared for some inconsistencies.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 46/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but lacking in professionalism.

The dancers at TD's Showclub North are talented and engaging, but the professionalism is lacking. The appearance style is decent, and the interaction with patrons is generally good. However, the lack of professionalism and sometimes poor VIP/dance value make it a mixed experience. If you're a fan of great dancers, you'll enjoy it, but be prepared for some inconsistencies.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 50/100

How scoring works

Underwhelming experience all around.

TD's Showclub North fails to impress in every area. The low scores for performers, property, and food make it a forgettable experience. If you're looking for a lively atmosphere and decent dancers, you might enjoy it, but don't expect much else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 49
  • Service 56
  • Food 50
  • Performers 46
  • Value 46
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bach Party Bash Came here with the crew for a bachelor party. The safety at TD's was top-notch, no worries about things getting out of hand. And the drink affordability was a welcome surprise, $6 for a beer is a steal. Had a blast dancing with the girls in the semi-private area.
60/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been to TD's a few times, and it's always a bit of a mixed bag. The luxury vibes just aren't there, but the safety and drink affordability are definite strengths. Had a decent time with friends, but I wouldn't say it's a must-visit.
50/100 SW score
Disappointing Experience I stopped by TD's expecting a bit more from the luxury aspect, but it felt pretty bare-bones. The dancers were okay, but nothing special. The $10 cover charge and $6 drinks didn't feel like a great value either. Maybe I just caught it on a bad night.
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