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Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Parking is non-existent, location is a nightmare.

The only good thing about the property is that it's a decent size, but that's where the positives end. The parking situation is a joke, and the location is a long way from anywhere decent. Unless you enjoy walking miles in the dark, stay far, far away.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Treats customers like dirt.

The staff seems completely uninterested in providing any kind of decent experience. The door service is non-existent, and the bar service is slow and unfriendly. Respect and safety are basically nonexistent. Don't expect to be treated like a human being.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced swill with no redeeming qualities.

The food prices are highway robbery, and the quality is abysmal. It's clear they're trying to fleece customers with overpriced swill. The drink prices aren't much better, and the selection is laughable. Avoid the food and drinks at all costs.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Unimpressive dancers with zero charisma.

The dancers are unimpressive and lack any kind of charisma. They seem like they'd rather be anywhere else, and their performances are lacking. The VIP/dance value is nonexistent, and the professionalism is non-existent. Don't waste your money on a VIP experience here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A total disaster.

It's a catastrophe from start to finish. Avoid at all costs. You'll regret stepping foot in this dump.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.