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Temptations

Kansas City, MO 1517 Grand Blvd 816-421-5632
Closed Opens 11:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 11:00 - 03:00
TUE 11:00 - 03:00
WED 11:00 - 03:00
THU 11:00 - 03:00 TODAY
FRI 11:00 - 03:00
SAT 19:00 - 03:00
SUN 19:00 - 03:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
WiFi
51/100

A complete letdown from start to finish.

Temptations in Kansas City falls flat in every aspect. The lack of luxury and dismal food options make it a forgettable experience. Unless you're solely looking for a cheap drink, there's little reason to visit.

How this is scored
43/100

Nothing special about the location or amenities.

The property itself is unremarkable, with a mediocre location and lackluster amenities. The parking situation is a mess, and the capacity is tiny. It's not a bad place to be, but it's not worth going out of your way for.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 43/100

The room

Nothing special about the location or amenities.

The property itself is unremarkable, with a mediocre location and lackluster amenities. The parking situation is a mess, and the capacity is tiny. It's not a bad place to be, but it's not worth going out of your way for.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 2.6
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 1.0
52/100

You'll get decent service, but it's not exceptional.

The service is decent, but it's not going to blow you away. The door service is friendly, but the bar service can be slow. Overall, you'll get what you need, but don't expect any extra attention or care.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 52/100

The hospitality

You'll get decent service, but it's not exceptional.

The service is decent, but it's not going to blow you away. The door service is friendly, but the bar service can be slow. Overall, you'll get what you need, but don't expect any extra attention or care.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 5.1
60/100

Don't bother with the food or drinks.

The food quality is abysmal, and the prices are outrageous. Don't even get me started on the drink prices – you'll be paying top dollar for subpar cocktails. It's best to stick to the basics and avoid the food altogether.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 60/100

The kitchen

Don't bother with the food or drinks.

The food quality is abysmal, and the prices are outrageous. Don't even get me started on the drink prices – you'll be paying top dollar for subpar cocktails. It's best to stick to the basics and avoid the food altogether.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.8
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
54/100

The dancers are the only highlight, barely.

The performers are the only redeeming quality of this club, but even they can't save it. The talent quality is decent, and the dancers are talented, but the appearance style is inconsistent. If you're looking for a good show, you might find it here, but don't expect much else.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 54/100

The floor

The dancers are the only highlight, barely.

The performers are the only redeeming quality of this club, but even they can't save it. The talent quality is decent, and the dancers are talented, but the appearance style is inconsistent. If you're looking for a good show, you might find it here, but don't expect much else.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 51/100

How scoring works

A complete letdown from start to finish.

Temptations in Kansas City falls flat in every aspect. The lack of luxury and dismal food options make it a forgettable experience. Unless you're solely looking for a cheap drink, there's little reason to visit.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 43
  • Service 52
  • Food 60
  • Performers 54
  • Value 56
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What the floor said

49 reviews
90/100 SW score
Birthday Bash We rented a VIP room for my buddy's birthday and it was lit. The atmosphere was electric, and the dancers really got the party started. Drinks were a bit pricey, but worth it for the experience. We had a blast!
70/100 SW score
Decent Night Out I've been to Temptations a few times, and it's always a decent night out. The dancers are talented, and the drinks are strong. However, the parking situation could be improved. Overall, it's a solid option for a night out, but not particularly memorable.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming Experience I was really looking forward to my first time at a strip club, but Temptations didn't quite live up to the hype. The atmosphere was a bit too loud and overwhelming, and the dancers seemed rushed. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night, but I won't be rushing back.
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