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Temptations

Kansas City, MO 1517 Grand Blvd 816-421-5632
Closed Opens 11:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 11:00 - 03:00
TUE 11:00 - 03:00
WED 11:00 - 03:00 TODAY
THU 11:00 - 03:00
FRI 11:00 - 03:00
SAT 19:00 - 03:00
SUN 19:00 - 03:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
WiFi
0/100

Skip it entirely.

Temptations scores a flat zero across every dimension — property, service, food, and performers all bottom out. There's nothing here worth your time or money. Go literally anywhere else.

How this is scored
0/100

Depressing room, bad location, nowhere to park.

The room itself is depressing, the location is bad, and parking is a nightmare. Capacity and amenities don't matter when the whole space feels unwelcoming. You'll regret walking in.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Depressing room, bad location, nowhere to park.

The room itself is depressing, the location is bad, and parking is a nightmare. Capacity and amenities don't matter when the whole space feels unwelcoming. You'll regret walking in.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 1.0
  • Location 1.0
  • Privacy 1.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 1.0
  • Capacity 1.0
0/100

Rude staff, dirty, unsafe, no respect.

Door staff are dismissive, bartenders are slow and indifferent, and the place feels unsafe. Cleanliness is visibly poor and the vibe is disrespectful. Don't expect hospitality — expect to be tolerated at best.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 0/100

The hospitality

Rude staff, dirty, unsafe, no respect.

Door staff are dismissive, bartenders are slow and indifferent, and the place feels unsafe. Cleanliness is visibly poor and the vibe is disrespectful. Don't expect hospitality — expect to be tolerated at best.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 1.0
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 1.0
0/100

Overpriced garbage, weak drinks, don't bother.

Drinks are weak and overpriced, food quality is low, and bottles aren't worth the markup. You're paying premium prices for bargain-basement execution. Grab a beer elsewhere.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 0/100

The kitchen

Overpriced garbage, weak drinks, don't bother.

Drinks are weak and overpriced, food quality is low, and bottles aren't worth the markup. You're paying premium prices for bargain-basement execution. Grab a beer elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 1.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 1.0
0/100

No talent, no effort, pure disappointment.

Talent is nonexistent, dancers show zero effort or professionalism, and interaction is minimal. VIP dances feel like a scam. The floor is dead and depressing.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 0/100

The floor

No talent, no effort, pure disappointment.

Talent is nonexistent, dancers show zero effort or professionalism, and interaction is minimal. VIP dances feel like a scam. The floor is dead and depressing.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 1.0
  • Appearance & style 1.0
  • Interaction 1.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 1.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

Skip it entirely.

Temptations scores a flat zero across every dimension — property, service, food, and performers all bottom out. There's nothing here worth your time or money. Go literally anywhere else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 0
  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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What the floor said

243 reviews
90/100 SW score
Birthday Bash We rented a VIP room for my buddy's birthday and it was lit. The atmosphere was electric, and the dancers really got the party started. Drinks were a bit pricey, but worth it for the experience. We had a blast!
70/100 SW score
Decent Night Out I've been to Temptations a few times, and it's always a decent night out. The dancers are talented, and the drinks are strong. However, the parking situation could be improved. Overall, it's a solid option for a night out, but not particularly memorable.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming Experience I was really looking forward to my first time at a strip club, but Temptations didn't quite live up to the hype. The atmosphere was a bit too loud and overwhelming, and the dancers seemed rushed. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night, but I won't be rushing back.
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