Tennyson Lodge

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Pleasant but unimpressive setting.

The atmosphere is pleasant, but the location is unremarkable. Parking and luxury amenities are lacking. If you're willing to overlook these issues, the club's capacity and cleanliness are redeeming factors.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but service is slow.

The staff is friendly and respectful, but the service is painfully slow. Door and bar service are on par, but safety and cleanliness could be improved. If you're patient and don't mind waiting, the staff will treat you well.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Expensive drinks, mediocre food quality.

Drinks are overpriced, and the food quality is merely average. Bottle and cigar prices are steep, but the hookah is a nice touch. If you're not picky about food, you might enjoy the selection, but be prepared for a hefty bill.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but poor stage presence.

The dancers are talented, but their stage presence is lacking. Appearance and interaction are impressive, but professionalism could use improvement. If you're looking for a good time on the dance floor, Tennyson Lodge has some talented performers, but don't expect a VIP experience.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Underwhelming experience all around.

The club fails to impress across all aspects. It's not a bad place to visit, but you won't remember it either. If you're looking for a low-key, no-frills experience, Tennyson Lodge might be worth a visit.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.