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Closed Bikini Bar

Ten's Cabaret

Staten Island, NY 2945 Arthur Kill Rd +1 347-630-7077
Closed Opens 17:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON 17:00 - 04:00 TODAY
TUE 17:00 - 04:00
WED 17:00 - 04:00
THU 17:00 - 04:00
FRI 17:00 - 04:00
SAT 17:00 - 04:00
SUN 17:00 - 04:00
On tap
Private Booths
58/100

A complete miss on every level.

Ten's Cabaret falls flat across the board. Every aspect of the club is subpar, from the ambiance to the performers. Unless you're desperate for a night out, there are better options on Staten Island. Avoid this place if you value your money and time.

How this is scored
43/100

Underwhelming experience, even by Staten Island standards.

The room at Ten's Cabaret is unimpressive, with a dull atmosphere and cramped space. While the location is decent, parking is a nightmare. The lack of luxury amenities and capacity for a large crowd only adds to the disappointment.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 43/100

The room

Underwhelming experience, even by Staten Island standards.

The room at Ten's Cabaret is unimpressive, with a dull atmosphere and cramped space. While the location is decent, parking is a nightmare. The lack of luxury amenities and capacity for a large crowd only adds to the disappointment.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 3.4
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 1.0
65/100

Friendly staff can't save a night of mediocre everything.

The staff at Ten's Cabaret tries hard to make up for the club's shortcomings, but it's just not enough. Door service is friendly, but bar service is slow, and the overall respect for patrons is lacking. Cleanliness is also a major issue.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 65/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff can't save a night of mediocre everything.

The staff at Ten's Cabaret tries hard to make up for the club's shortcomings, but it's just not enough. Door service is friendly, but bar service is slow, and the overall respect for patrons is lacking. Cleanliness is also a major issue.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 8.0
  • Value 6.0
44/100

Overpriced drinks and snacks that taste like generics.

The kitchen at Ten's Cabaret serves subpar food at outrageous prices. Drinks are overpriced, and the selection is limited. Even the cigar and hookah options are underwhelming. If you're hungry or thirsty, look elsewhere.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 44/100

The kitchen

Overpriced drinks and snacks that taste like generics.

The kitchen at Ten's Cabaret serves subpar food at outrageous prices. Drinks are overpriced, and the selection is limited. Even the cigar and hookah options are underwhelming. If you're hungry or thirsty, look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 4.3
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 4.3
  • Cigars & hookah 6.0
  • Value 6.0
73/100

Dancers are enthusiastic, but talent is severely lacking.

The dancers at Ten's Cabaret are enthusiastic and interact with customers, but the talent is severely lacking. Appearances are decent, but professionalism is hit-or-miss. Unless you're looking for a cheap, low-key experience, you won't find much value here.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 73/100

The floor

Dancers are enthusiastic, but talent is severely lacking.

The dancers at Ten's Cabaret are enthusiastic and interact with customers, but the talent is severely lacking. Appearances are decent, but professionalism is hit-or-miss. Unless you're looking for a cheap, low-key experience, you won't find much value here.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 8.0
  • Appearance & style 8.0
  • Interaction 8.0
  • Professionalism 8.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 58/100

How scoring works

A complete miss on every level.

Ten's Cabaret falls flat across the board. Every aspect of the club is subpar, from the ambiance to the performers. Unless you're desperate for a night out, there are better options on Staten Island. Avoid this place if you value your money and time.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 43
  • Service 65
  • Food 44
  • Performers 73
  • Value 41
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1 review
90/100 SW score
Fun Night for the Guys We visited Ten's Cabaret for a bachelor party and had a blast. The private lap dance rooms were a great touch and our bartender, Lisa, was on point. We got some awesome drinks and enjoyed the DJ - only downside was the parking situation.
70/100 SW score
Solid, but Not Impressive I'm a regular at Ten's and while it's not the fanciest place, it's always a good time. The performers are friendly and the bar service is top-notch. However, the location is a bit sketchy and I wish they had more private areas for customers.
50/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I recently visited Ten's as a first-timer and had some mixed feelings. The cleanliness of the club was impressive, but the lack of luxury amenities was a letdown. The dancers were friendly, but the private lap dances felt a bit overpriced.
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