Thads

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no redeeming location or vibe.

The room itself is a dead zone. No atmosphere, no luxury, no amenities worth mentioning, bad location, terrible parking, poor capacity planning, and zero privacy. The physical space is a liability, not an asset. You'll walk in and immediately regret it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Hospitality is nonexistent. Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all bottom-of-the-barrel. The place feels unsafe and unwelcoming. Staff acts like you're an inconvenience. Don't expect help, don't expect a clean glass, don't expect to feel respected.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you shouldn't touch.

Food and drinks are overpriced and terrible. Nothing on the menu or behind the bar is worth the money—or worth consuming. Prices don't reflect quality; they reflect a place that doesn't care. Stick to water and get out.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason.

The talent is nonexistent. No one on the floor has skill, style, professionalism, or interest in interacting with customers. VIP and dance value are zero because there's nothing to pay for. You're paying to watch people who shouldn't be there.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete wasteland—skip it entirely.

Thads is a total zero across every dimension. Every metric—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, drink prices, bottle prices, food quality, talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism—is flatlined at 0. This isn't a club with problems; it's a place that shouldn't exist. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.