The Brass Ass Lounge

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Grimy room, bad location, nowhere to park.

The room itself is a problem. Atmosphere and luxury are nonexistent, amenities are absent, location is poor, and parking is a nightmare. Capacity and privacy don't matter when the space is unwelcoming. Don't expect comfort or style.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all failed. The place feels unsafe and dirty, staff shows no respect, and service is glacially slow. You'll feel like an afterthought. Go somewhere else.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you shouldn't eat.

Drinks, bottles, food, and cigars all score zero. Everything is overpriced for what you get, quality is nonexistent, and prices are insulting. Don't order anything—not worth your money.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Low-tier talent phoning it in.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and dance value are all bottomed out. The dancers aren't here to engage or perform; they're just collecting a paycheck. Low energy, low effort, low appeal.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it entirely—nothing works here.

The Brass Ass Lounge fails across every dimension. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all zeros. This isn't a bad night out; it's a place to actively avoid. There's nothing redeeming here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.