The Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Clean, easy to find, decent room—no frills, no complaints.

The space is clean and well-maintained with strong parking and location scores. It's a straightforward, unadorned room—no luxury frills, but that's not the pitch. Atmosphere is pleasant enough (6/10), and capacity and privacy are adequate for a neighborhood club. This is a comfortable, functional space.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Safe and respectful, but bar moves slow and staff is thin.

Safety and cleanliness are genuine strengths (8/10 each), and staff are respectful. Bar service is slow (4.3/10) and door service is middling (5.1/10), so don't expect snappy attention. For a casual spot, it's reliable but not attentive. Solid for a low-key night; not the place if you want to be fussed over.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cheap drinks are the real draw; skip the kitchen entirely.

Drinks are the real win here—excellent value at 9/10 and low prices. Skip the food entirely (1/10 quality and price). Bottles are decent value (6.8/10). Come for the cheap cocktails, not the kitchen.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Average talent and energy; come for the vibe, not the stage.

Talent is average (5.1/10)—dancers are competent but not standout. Interaction and professionalism are both middling (4.3 and 3.4), so don't expect a premium floor experience. Dance value is low (4/10). This is a place to relax and enjoy the scene, not to chase top-tier performers.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Solid neighborhood spot with cheap drinks and good parking.

The Club lands as a solid, unpretentious neighborhood spot. It's safe, clean, well-located with excellent parking, and drinks are genuinely cheap. Talent and service are middle-of-the-road, but for a casual, affordable night out, it delivers. Best for guys who want a no-pressure, wallet-friendly experience in a respectable room.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.