The Clubhouse

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Disappointing rooms with poor location and parking.

The rooms at The Clubhouse are a major letdown, with a poor location and scarce parking options. While the amenities are somewhat impressive, it's not enough to make up for the lack of luxury and awkward capacity. Unless you're looking for a dive, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Lackluster door service and terrible bar experience.

The door service at The Clubhouse is a bit of a mixed bag, but the bar experience is a complete disaster. With slow service and a lack of respect, you'll find yourself wanting to leave quickly. Don't expect great service from the staff.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Awful food and overpriced drinks.

The food at The Clubhouse is an absolute disaster, with poor quality and overpriced drinks. Unless you're a fan of paying top dollar for subpar cuisine, avoid the kitchen altogether. Stick to the drinks, but don't get too excited.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Decent dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

The dancers at The Clubhouse are decent, but the professionalism is lacking. With some standout performers, it's a shame that the overall experience is marred by poor interaction and a lack of respect. If you're looking for a decent dance experience, you might find it here, but don't expect too much.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Total disappointment from start to finish.

The Clubhouse is a total letdown, with nothing standing out as redeeming. From the unimpressive rooms to the subpar service and lackluster performers, it's a forgettable experience. Unless you're desperate, avoid this place.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.