The Dollhouse

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Tiny rooms with zero luxury.

The rooms at The Dollhouse are cramped and lacking in luxury. The location is decent, but the tiny capacity and poor privacy make it feel claustrophobic. If you're looking for a discreet experience, this might not be the place.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

You'll get decent service, but don't expect respect.

You'll get decent service at The Dollhouse, but don't expect the staff to go above and beyond. The safety and cleanliness of the club are a plus, but the lack of respect from the staff is a major turn-off. If you're looking for a hassle-free experience, this might be okay.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Skip the overpriced, mediocre food and drinks.

The food at The Dollhouse is overpriced and mediocre, and the drink prices are even worse. If you're looking for a good meal or a decent cocktail, you're better off going elsewhere. The cigar and hookah options are basically non-existent.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The dancers are okay, but not worth the hassle.

The dancers at The Dollhouse are okay, but not worth the hassle. The talent quality is decent, but the interaction with the performers is non-existent. If you're looking for a good dance experience, you might want to consider a different club.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A total disaster from start to finish.

The Dollhouse in Amarillo is a mess, with every aspect falling flat. The low scores across the board are a clear indication that something went wrong. If you're looking for a good time, keep looking.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.