The Furnace

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience.

The room is a letdown, with a dull atmosphere and lackluster luxury touches. Parking and location are also major issues. It's a shame, because with some TLC, this place could be decent.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Inexcusably poor service.

The service is abysmal, with slow door service, subpar bar service, and a complete disregard for respect and safety. Cleanliness is also a concern. If you value decent service, look elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible food and drinks.

The food quality is atrocious, and the prices are outrageous. Don't even get me started on the drinks. It's a wonder anyone orders anything from this kitchen. If you're hungry, keep driving.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No redeeming qualities.

The talent is nonexistent, with unimpressive appearance styles and zero interaction. Professionalism is also a major issue. If you're looking for a memorable experience, you won't find it here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A total disaster.

The Furnace is a catastrophic failure. From the moment you walk in, it's clear something went wrong. Unless you're looking for a laughable experience, avoid this place at all costs.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.