The G Spot

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience, but decent parking.

While the parking is a plus, the rest of the property falls short. The location is decent, but the capacity is cramped, and the amenities are minimal. It's a utilitarian space that gets the job done, but doesn't impress.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Disappointing service, but the bar staff tries.

The service at The G Spot is a mixed bag. The door staff is friendly, but the bar service is slow and inattentive. The speed of service is glacial, and the respect shown to patrons is lacking. It's a frustrating experience that can be a major turnoff.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't bother with the food, it's a total letdown.

The food at The G Spot is an unmitigated disaster. The quality is poor, the prices are outrageous, and the selection is limited. It's a total waste of time and money. Stick to the drinks and enjoy the dancers instead.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but the VIP experience is lacking.

The performers at The G Spot are the highlight of the evening. The talent is top-notch, and the dancers are skilled and engaging. However, the VIP experience is lacking, and the professionalism shown by some of the performers is subpar. It's a great way to cap off the night, but don't expect a luxurious experience.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Portland's biggest disappointment in clubbing.

The G Spot falls flat in almost every aspect. From its lackluster atmosphere to subpar service, it's a tough sell. Even the talented performers can't elevate the overall experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.