The Godfather

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cramped, dingy room with nowhere to park.

The room itself is a dead zone. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities all bottom out. Location and parking are nightmares, capacity feels cramped, privacy nonexistent. You're paying to sit in a dungeon with no way to get there and nowhere to hide.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, zero respect.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—pick any category and it fails. The place feels unsafe and looks like it hasn't been cleaned in months. Expect to be ignored or disrespected. The value angle is a joke.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and kitchen is a joke.

Drinks are overpriced swill, bottles are a ripoff, food quality is nonexistent, and the prices don't match anything you're getting. No cigars or hookah to soften the blow. You're paying premium prices for bottom-shelf everything.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no energy, no reason to stay.

Talent quality is zero, appearance and style are forgettable, interaction is nonexistent, professionalism is absent. VIP value and dance value are equally worthless. There's no reason to come here for the floor.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

The Godfather is completely broken across the board.

Every single metric tanked—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value. This isn't a bad club; it's a failed one. Don't waste your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.