The Harem

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Luxury vibes on a budget, but that's about it.

The Harem's property score is a mixed bag. While the luxury amenities are a nice touch, the terrible parking and location make it a hassle to get to. The capacity is also surprisingly small, which can make for a cramped experience.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly door staff, but the rest is a disaster.

The door staff at The Harem are friendly and welcoming, but the rest of the service is a disaster. The bar service is slow and inattentive, and the speed of service is glacial. If you're looking for good service, keep looking.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't bother with the food, it's a total waste.

The food at The Harem is an absolute joke. The prices are high, but the quality is nonexistent. Don't even get me started on the prices of bottles and cigars - it's highway robbery. Save your money and eat elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancers, but the talent is hit-or-miss.

The performers at The Harem are a mixed bag. Some of the dancers are really talented and put on a great show, but others are subpar. The interaction with the performers is also hit-or-miss, with some being very engaging and others being completely disinterested.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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A total disaster from start to finish.

The Harem is a complete letdown in every aspect. From its terrible location to its subpar performers, there's nothing to recommend. If you value your time and money, stay far away.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.