The Horse

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A dingy spot with a weird location.

The property itself is a letdown, with a cramped, dingy atmosphere and a weird location that's hard to find. The lack of luxury vibes and poor parking options make it feel like a hassle to visit. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff can't save a slow, sketchy vibe.

The staff at The Horse are friendly and try their best, but the slow service and lack of respect for customers' time is a major turnoff. The bar service is decent, but the overall vibe is just too sketchy. If you're a fan of laid-back, no-pressure service, you might enjoy it here.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, bland eats in a cramped space.

The food at The Horse is overpriced and bland, with a cramped, cluttered kitchen that's hard to navigate. The drink prices are steep, and the selection is limited. If you're a foodie or a drink connoisseur, you'll be disappointed. Stick to the basics and don't expect much.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some talented dancers, but not worth the hassle.

The performers at The Horse are some of the best, with talented dancers and a great energy. However, the lack of professionalism and poor VIP treatment is a major letdown. If you're a fan of the performers and don't mind a rough, unpolished experience, you might find some enjoyment here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience with some bright spots.

The Horse has its moments, but overall feels like a lazy attempt at a club experience. The low scores for safety and cleanliness are a major concern. If you're a fan of gritty, no-frills nightlife, you might find some enjoyment here, but be prepared for a rough ride.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.