The New Pink Slip

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bare-bones atmosphere and parking.

The property is the weakest link, with a bare-bones atmosphere and lackluster parking options. The location is also a bit of a dump, making it hard to feel like you're getting a good value. If you're looking for a fancy night out, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Service is decent, but not worth the price.

The service is decent, but the prices are a real turn-off. You'll get friendly door service and a decent selection of drinks, but the value just isn't there. If you're looking for a cheap night out with friends, you might find it here, but don't expect to be wowed.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are tolerable, but the food is a disaster.

The food is a disaster, with subpar quality and overpriced bottles. The drinks are tolerable, but only just. If you're looking for a place to grab a bite to eat, keep looking. If you do decide to come, stick to the drinks and avoid the food at all costs.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some talented dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

The performers are the highlight of the night, with some truly talented dancers. However, the professionalism is lacking, and you might find yourself dealing with some attitude from the staff. If you're looking for a good show, you'll find it here, but don't expect much else.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience with a few shining moments.

The New Pink Slip is a mixed bag, with some bright spots like the decent service and tolerable drinks. However, the bare-bones atmosphere and parking, combined with the subpar food and lackluster professionalism, make for a disappointing overall experience. If you're looking for a cheap drink and a decent dance, you might find it here, but don't expect much else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.